Political Profiles and Pontifications

Wombat, A Marsupial from Australia, A Furry and Lovable little Critter. 

 

 

 

Ding Bat, Brainless Critter from Washington D.C. pretending to be relevant. 

 

 

Fruit Bat, a flying critter who just really likes to nibble on ripe fruit. Harmless.

 

 

A Fruit Fly, something smaller than a Fruit Bat who does spread disease. Harmful.

 

 

Senatorial Fruit who believes he is smarter than you and I. Extremely dangerous and 

lethal to your financial well being.. 

 

 

 Chia Planter, a totally hollow and empty clay container used for planting Chia Seeds.

 

 

Some uses of Chia Planters used to grow fake beards and hair on empty clay figurines.

 

 

Political Chia's, empty headed  bald men attempting to appear relevant by planting plugs

on their heads instead of implanting wisdom or even a little semblance of intelligence.   

 

 

 Hair Plugs implanted on Hair Brains. Am I pretty or what?

 

 

Oscar Meyer Wieners, ingredients which (if read) will turn your stomach.

 

 

Political Wiener, A true Twit who posted personal pictures on Twitter

 which will also turn your stomach.