"In Search of a Bridge"

After sending an advanced team of highly skilled Czar's and Czarina's (pictured above) to Cincinnati, Ohio  to locate the Ohio River Bridge, (which, as President Obama explained, spans the River Kwai somewhere between Kentucky, Ohio and Thailand) President Pompous Obama basked in the shadow of the old and obsolete Bridge and denigrated the opponents of his most brilliant "Half Trillion Dollar" jobs bill.

Shouting at anyone who passed his way "Help Us Rebuild This Bridge, Help Us Put Construction Workers Back To Work, Pass This Bill", three Carp and a couple Flounder (consisting of the entire Obama engineering Staff as well as the entire Photo Op audience) wagged their tails and spouted out fountains of water from their gills in complete agreement to his most wonderousness's (is that a word??) brilliance!

Burrochips!.